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height of Torture.....
Boy: Aaj I m very tensed, mood kharab hai aur sir bhi dard de raha
hai.....
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Girl: Hmmmmmm,
acha, woh sab chodo aur yeh dekho mera naya purse.....

Story: Once a boy was smoking at airport Girl asked: 1 din me kitne cigrette peete ho ? Boy:40 - 50 ... Girl: Agar ab tak zindgi me cigrete pe kharch kye hue paise bachate to samne khari hui BMW car tumhari hoti. Boy: Aap cigrete peeti hein ? Girl: No Boy: To kya wo car apki hai ? Girl: No Boy: Thanks for advice, Wo car meri hi hai. MORAL: zyada lecture dene se bezti bhi ho jaati hai..

American kids on eiffel t0wer. "Wow, what a beautiful view." :) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Indian kids on eiffel tower. "Chal dekhte hai kiski thook pahle neeche girti hai.." aaakkk thuuuu..!! ;