Hont jab hont say milay tu kia hota hay?
Socho
Socho na
han han aur socho..
itni gandi soch..
Moo band hota hay aur kia hota hai.
Gandi Soch
Jaan Hai
Teri Maa ki,
Teri Behen ki,
Tere Papa ki,
Tere Bhai ki,
Tere puray khandan ki,
JAAN hy tu pagal !
Apna khayal rakha kAr:-)
Apna khayal rakha kAr:-)
2 Meanings
Teacher:
bacho duniya mein her baat k 2 matlab nikaltay hein
Girl:
Master Jee !! nikal k dikhaiye
bacho duniya mein her baat k 2 matlab nikaltay hein
Girl:
Master Jee !! nikal k dikhaiye
Teacher
beth ja beti,teri baat k bhi 2 matlab nikaltay hai
beth ja beti,teri baat k bhi 2 matlab nikaltay hai
Paani ander na jai…
Girl goes 2 repair
Umbrella man says
Oopr ka kpra utarna hoga neechay dnda dalna hoga girl says kuch bi karo
Laikin paani undar nahi jana chaeye
Dekh lia na?
Tumne mera dekh hi lia na
(Gussa)
Pehle kehte they k mujhe tmhara hi pasand he
(Andaz)
Lekin ab kehtay ho
k me kisi or ka loon ga
k me kisi or ka loon ga
(Sahara)
Mera khayal hai,
k mera ab kafi lamba ho gaya hai
k mera ab kafi lamba ho gaya hai
(SMS)
Ab mujhey apki chahiye,,,
(IjazaT)
Rasgulla
Pakar
Pakar
Hath mein pakar
Daba mat
Oh ho Qatry gir rahe hein
Jaldi se Monh mein dal
Ab batao Maza aya
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Rasgulla khanE ka.
Rasgulla khanE ka.
Without You…
Last night I went to bed without u.
Cold, thinking of u,
Missing ur warmth,
Your soft touch against my skin.
Where were u last night?
My blanket…
Naughty mind
It’s the thing that satisfies
Your mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
In the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
Your mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
In the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless your naughty mind!
Kaise Loon?
Teri sula ke lu,
Ya bitha ke lu,
Ya tujhe karu khada,
Ya fir teri jhuka-jhukake lu,
Ab tu hi bata
Ki mein teri…
Ya bitha ke lu,
Ya tujhe karu khada,
Ya fir teri jhuka-jhukake lu,
Ab tu hi bata
Ki mein teri…
Photo kaise lu
Mosquito!
He came at night, exposed my body,
got on top of me, touched me,
he bit, sucked, swallowed,
when he was satisfied, he left
I was hurt . . .
Bloody…
got on top of me, touched me,
he bit, sucked, swallowed,
when he was satisfied, he left
I was hurt . . .
Bloody…
Mosquito !
Check Kero
Pehle kiss karo,
Phir palang per leta do,
Phir chaddi utar do,
Phir niche haath lagao,
Aur check karo k
Phir palang per leta do,
Phir chaddi utar do,
Phir niche haath lagao,
Aur check karo k
Baby ne su su to nahi kiya na
Gandhiji Style
Dil Chahta Hai K Aaj
Aap Ko
Kone Mai Le Ja Kar
Ek Danda Le Kar,
Aap Ki,
Aap Ko
Kone Mai Le Ja Kar
Ek Danda Le Kar,
Aap Ki,
G
GA
GAN
GAND
GANDH
GANDHI Ji
K Style Mein
Photo Khencho…
K Style Mein
Photo Khencho…
Doodh ki Shortage
Shadeed sardi ki waja se bhenso ne doodh kam dena shuru kr dia hai, dar hai k doodh ki shortage ho jaye gi, is liy tamaam “GIRLS” se guzarish hai k is muskil waqt mein hukumat ka sath den
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aur boil karte waqt doodh zaya hone se bachayen.
U dirty mind.
Khudkushi
Kabhi kabhi Jee to ye Chahta hai k Duniya k sb se Khubsurat or Haseen Insan ka Qatal kr don
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Mager bad ma
Socha hon k
Socha hon k
Khud-Kushi to
Haraam hai..:-)
Haraam hai..:-)
Shopping
Wo konsi halat ho gi, jis me admi ko 10 minut me pasena a jata he or aurat chahti he k wo ye kam krti rahe?
Think?
Shopping:-)
Ladies Hostel
Ladies Hostel se ek aurat ne WAPDA k office phone kiya.
aur complain ki:
Aaj to aadmi bhej do,
Larkiyan 3 din se mombatti se kam chala rahi hain.
Car Seat Belt
A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between women breast
& enters into a small hole.
What is it?
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It’s a car seat belt…u dirty mind
Funny Wise Word
Genious & Successful People Do Nt Relax In Chairs.
They Relax In Work,
They Sleep With Dreams,& Awake With determination & Committments. shukar hai k me genius aur successful nahi hun.
Sandals
Boy: pura ander chala gaya na
Girl: ji, bilkul chala gaya
Boy: dard ho raha hai kya..
Girl: haaaaaan
Boy: Is It Completely Fit or Not.
Girl: Perfect
Boy: Are You Feeling Comfortable In It?
Girl: Zaberdast, Bilkul Aaram hai..
Boy: Aray Suno, Pack these sandals for madam.
