Aankh Wo Chahat Jis Mein Dil Ki Zubaan Hoti Hain,
Sachi Chahat To Bejuban Hoti Hain,
Pyar Main Dard Mila To Ghabrana Kaisa,
Dard Se Chahat Aur Jawaa Hoti Hai
Aankh
Never cry for anyone in Life
Never cry for anyone in Life,
bcoz for the one whom u cry doesnt deserve ur tears,
and the one deserves it will never let u cry.
Difference
Wats the difference between hook in cricket and hook of bra?
One sends ball out of boundary and other keeps balls within the boundary.
Tamil Girls
Tamil girls are too fast. U know why?
because when all the other girls says NAMASTHE
they says WANNA COME
Husbands
Boy friends r like panipuri, tastes gud any time.
Lovers r like pizzas, hot&spicy, eaten frequently
Husbands r like dal rice, eaten whn there is no choice..
Handle with Care
A sardar reads on the front side of the Tshirt written “Handle with Care”
Next day sardar wears jeans written on “Candle with Hair” bolo tara rara..
Dosth
kabhi kehta tha dosth hamara ek” Jaan bhi maango to hazir hai”,
aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehta hai, aur maango to inkaar karta hai…
Dhaga
Pehle hath me lo, fir sidha karo–
fir muh me lo..aur thook lagao.. aur andar gusao..
KITNA MUSHKIL HAI NA! SUI MEIN DHAGA DALNA
Similarity
Similarity of feelings of girls after exam n sex.
Kitna lamba tha! khash thoda time aur mil jata!
Pehle kitna dar lag raha tha, baad me easy laga.
akhirkar aacha gaya
Girls Bad Natures
Girls have very bad Natures
They get wet without bath
They give milk without eating grass
They bleed without getting injured
Finally They make Boneless thing Hard.
