Kalpana Aur Haqeeqat Mein Farak?

Monday, February 28, 2011 · Posted in ,

Dosto Bade Dino Baad Ek Story Jaisa Lamba Joke Post Kar Raha Hun, Par Ye Mera Sabe Best And Favourite Joke Hai Jo Ki Kuch Kuch Reality Hai.
Joke Ko Kafi Bada Dekh Ke Isko Na Padne Ki Bhuool Na Karna, Kyunki Mujhe Umeed Hai Ki Ye Shayad Aap Logo Ka Bhi Favourite Joke Ban Jaye.
Aur Joke Achha Lage To Please Comments Mein Aur Mail Ka Reply Jarur Kare, Taki Main Bhi Jan Saku Ki Mere Users Ki Pasand Mere Se Milti Hai Ya Nahi

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Ladki Ka Apni Choot Ke Uper Kharcha

Thursday, February 10, 2011 · Posted in ,

Baba Saxidas Se Ek Mastmaula Ashiq Ne Puchha
Ashiq: “Baba Ji, Ek Ladki Apni Life Mein Apni Choot Ke Upar Kitne Rs Kharchti Hai?”
Baba Saxidas Ne Samjhaya
Ek Ldki Ko 11 Saal Ki Umar Mein Menstrual Cycle Suru Hota Hai
Aur Monopose Ki Umar 56 Saal Hoti Hai.
Ek Ldki Ko Uski Puri Zindagi Me Lagbag 3000 Din Ya Lagbg 8 Saal Menstrual Cycle Mein Bitane Padte Hai.
Ek Period Mein Lgbag 45ml Blood Nikalta Hai
(45ml x 3times a Day, x 5 Days = 675ml, x 12months =8100ml, x 45 Yrs = 364.8 Liter)
Ek Ladki Ki Choot Apni Puri Life Mein Lagbg 365 Ltr Khoon Nikalti Hai.
Ek Din Me 1 Wisper Ultra Use Kiya Jaye To
(5 Pad x 5days = 25 Pads, x 12 Months = 300pads/per Year, x 45 Years = 13500 pads, Means 1125 Pack Wisper Ultra, x Rupees 52.00 = Rs 58500.00)
Means
Ek Ldki Puri Zindgi Mein Jitne Paisi Apni Choot Par Kharch Krti Hai Utne Mein Tere Liye 1 Bajaj Pulsar 150 Aa Jaye

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Ye Bachhe, Kiske Bachhe, Mere Ya Tere

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Goverment Ne Elaan Kiya Ki Jiske 5 Ya Usse Jyada Bachhe Hai, Usko Rahne Ko Ek Ghar Free Mein Degi.
Santa Ke 3 Bachhe Thhe Usne Apji Wife Ko Kaha

Santa: “Sachayi Ye Hai Ki Hamare Padosi Sharma Ji Ke 2 Bachhe Mere Hai, Mein Unko Leke Aata Hun, Kam Se Kam Ghar To Free Mein Mil Jayega”
Santa Dono Bachhe Le Aaya Aur Ghar Aake Dekha, To Uske 3 Bachhe Nahi Hai
Santa: “Hamare Teeno Bachhe Kidhar Hai?”
Wife: “Vo Jinke Thhe Vo Vapis Le Gaye“

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Andhere Mein Surakh Nahi Mill Raha

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 Raat Ke Andehere Mein Pati Patni Ke Bedroom Mein Sune Gaye Dialogs
Patni: “Jaanu Chotey Wale Surakh (Hole) Nahi, Bade Wale Surakh Mein Dalo”
Pati: “Andhera Itna Hai Yaar, Surakh Nazar Hi Nahi Aa Raha.”

Patni: “Esa Karom Surakh Par Apni Ungli Phero Mehsoos Ho Jayega, Phir Ander Dal Dena”
Pati: “Wah! Ungli Sey To Andhere Mein Bhi Surakh Mill Gaya.”
Patni: “Jan Ab Aahista Sey Andar Daal Do.”
Pati: “Poora Andar Chala Gaya, Uuf ! Kitna Mushkil Hai Andherey Mein Headphone Ki Pin Mobile Mein Lagana“

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