Kalpana Aur Haqeeqat Mein Farak?

Monday, February 28, 2011 · Posted in ,

Dosto Bade Dino Baad Ek Story Jaisa Lamba Joke Post Kar Raha Hun, Par Ye Mera Sabe Best And Favourite Joke Hai Jo Ki Kuch Kuch Reality Hai.
Joke Ko Kafi Bada Dekh Ke Isko Na Padne Ki Bhuool Na Karna, Kyunki Mujhe Umeed Hai Ki Ye Shayad Aap Logo Ka Bhi Favourite Joke Ban Jaye.
Aur Joke Achha Lage To Please Comments Mein Aur Mail Ka Reply Jarur Kare, Taki Main Bhi Jan Saku Ki Mere Users Ki Pasand Mere Se Milti Hai Ya Nahi

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Ladki Ka Apni Choot Ke Uper Kharcha

Thursday, February 10, 2011 · Posted in ,

Baba Saxidas Se Ek Mastmaula Ashiq Ne Puchha
Ashiq: “Baba Ji, Ek Ladki Apni Life Mein Apni Choot Ke Upar Kitne Rs Kharchti Hai?”
Baba Saxidas Ne Samjhaya
Ek Ldki Ko 11 Saal Ki Umar Mein Menstrual Cycle Suru Hota Hai
Aur Monopose Ki Umar 56 Saal Hoti Hai.
Ek Ldki Ko Uski Puri Zindagi Me Lagbag 3000 Din Ya Lagbg 8 Saal Menstrual Cycle Mein Bitane Padte Hai.
Ek Period Mein Lgbag 45ml Blood Nikalta Hai
(45ml x 3times a Day, x 5 Days = 675ml, x 12months =8100ml, x 45 Yrs = 364.8 Liter)
Ek Ladki Ki Choot Apni Puri Life Mein Lagbg 365 Ltr Khoon Nikalti Hai.
Ek Din Me 1 Wisper Ultra Use Kiya Jaye To
(5 Pad x 5days = 25 Pads, x 12 Months = 300pads/per Year, x 45 Years = 13500 pads, Means 1125 Pack Wisper Ultra, x Rupees 52.00 = Rs 58500.00)
Means
Ek Ldki Puri Zindgi Mein Jitne Paisi Apni Choot Par Kharch Krti Hai Utne Mein Tere Liye 1 Bajaj Pulsar 150 Aa Jaye

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