Ye Bachhe, Kiske Bachhe, Mere Ya Tere

Thursday, February 10, 2011 · Posted in ,

Goverment Ne Elaan Kiya Ki Jiske 5 Ya Usse Jyada Bachhe Hai, Usko Rahne Ko Ek Ghar Free Mein Degi.
Santa Ke 3 Bachhe Thhe Usne Apji Wife Ko Kaha

Santa: “Sachayi Ye Hai Ki Hamare Padosi Sharma Ji Ke 2 Bachhe Mere Hai, Mein Unko Leke Aata Hun, Kam Se Kam Ghar To Free Mein Mil Jayega”
Santa Dono Bachhe Le Aaya Aur Ghar Aake Dekha, To Uske 3 Bachhe Nahi Hai
Santa: “Hamare Teeno Bachhe Kidhar Hai?”
Wife: “Vo Jinke Thhe Vo Vapis Le Gaye“

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Andhere Mein Surakh Nahi Mill Raha

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 Raat Ke Andehere Mein Pati Patni Ke Bedroom Mein Sune Gaye Dialogs
Patni: “Jaanu Chotey Wale Surakh (Hole) Nahi, Bade Wale Surakh Mein Dalo”
Pati: “Andhera Itna Hai Yaar, Surakh Nazar Hi Nahi Aa Raha.”

Patni: “Esa Karom Surakh Par Apni Ungli Phero Mehsoos Ho Jayega, Phir Ander Dal Dena”
Pati: “Wah! Ungli Sey To Andhere Mein Bhi Surakh Mill Gaya.”
Patni: “Jan Ab Aahista Sey Andar Daal Do.”
Pati: “Poora Andar Chala Gaya, Uuf ! Kitna Mushkil Hai Andherey Mein Headphone Ki Pin Mobile Mein Lagana“

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