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Mosquito’s Movie Time

Sunday, February 6, 2011 · Posted in adult, Adult Joke

Mosquito: “Mom I’m Going To Movie.”
Mom: “Be Careful When People Clap You May Die.”

Mosquito: “No Mom I’m Going To A Blue Film, All The Hands Will Be Definitely Busy“

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Ladka Ladki Movie Dekhne Gaye.
Andhera Hote Hi Ladka Ladki Se Chhedkhani Shuru Kar Deta Hai.

Thodi Der Bad Ladki Ladke Se Kehati Hai: “Jaanu, Anguthi Nikal Lo Atak Jayegi.”
Ladka Kahata Hai: “Anguthi To Kab Ki Nikal Li, Ye To Meri Gadi Hai.“

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Aapke Garage Ka Gate Khula Hai

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Boss Apne Room Ki Chair Pe Pasar Ke Betha Tha Aur Uski Pant Ki Zip Khuli Thhi.
Secretary Kisi Kam Se Andar Aayi Aur Usne Uski Zip Khuli Dekhi Aur Boli
Secretary: “Sir Aapka Garage Ka Gate Khula Hai”

Boss: “Oh Achha!, Tumne Kuch Dekha To Nahi Na?”
Secretary: “Ji Dekha”
Boss: “Kya?”
Secretary: “Ek Scooter 2 Pucture Tyres Ke Sath Khada Thha“

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Angreji Juban Ki Problem

Thursday, February 3, 2011 · Posted in adult, Adult Joke

Boss Ne Apni Seceratary Ko Bulaya Aur Bola
Boss: “Meri London Ki Ticket Book Kara Do, Aur Is Baar Mera Naam D.K. Bhos Likhwana, Bich Mein Dot Laga Dena.”
Seceratary Hairani Se: “Par Kyu Boss?”

Boss: “Kyunki London Wale Airpor Pe Mera Naam Mr. BhosDK Announs Karte Hai”
Note: Angrej Pehle Last Name And First Name Bolte Hai

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Sholay Film Mein Se Kaata Gaya Ek Dialog

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Sholay Film Mein Se Kaata Gaya Ek Dialog
Gabbar: “Goli 6 Or Aadmi 3, Bahut Na Insaafi Hai Re”

Sambha: “Ghanta Na Insaafi Hai, 3 Aadmio Ki 6 Goliya Hi To Hoti Hai Sardar Chutia Mat Banao“

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Gulaab Ke Phoolo Ki Khushbu

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Santa Ek Din Rat Ko 10-15 Gulaab Ke Phool Leke Ghar Aya
Jaisi Hi Biwi Ne Ye Dekha To Biwi Khushi Ke Maare Sare Kapde Utar Ke Nangi Hoke Bed Pe Let Gayi

Santa: “Kyu Sali, Ghar Mein Flowerpot Nahi Hai Kya?“

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Aarti Aur Panty Mein Kya Similarity Hai?

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Ek Tharki Ashiq Ne Baba Saxidas Comment Kiya
Aashiq: “Baba Aapki Aarti Utarne Mein Aur Hamara Panty Utarne Mein Kya Similarity Hai?”

Baba Ji: “Bachha, Aarti Utarne Se Hume Mann Ki Shanti Milti Hai Aur Panty Utarne Se Hume Tann Ki Shanti Milti Hai.“

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3 Idiots In Different Languages:

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3 Idiots In Different Languages:

Hindi – 3 Chutiye
Gujarati – 3 Gelchodya
Marwadi – 3 Bawli Gand
Bangali – 3 Bokachoda
Sindhi – 3 Chariya
Punjabi – 3 Behen De Lode

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Aurat Jeevan Mein Kya Chahti Hai

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Baba Saxidas Se Unke Ek Chele Ne Pucha
Chela: “Baba Ji, Ek Aurat Apne Jeeven Mein Apne Pati Se Kya Chathti Hai?”

Baba Saxidas: “Pati Ke Zinda Rahne Tak Uska Kadak Lund Aur Marne Ke Baad Uska Kadak LIC Fund“

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De Taali

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Santa Ek Khubsurat Ladki Se
Santa: “Chalo Sex Karte Hain”
Ladki: “Sorry I Am A Lesbian”

Santa: “Lesbian?? Ye Kya Hota Hai”
Ladki: “Matlab Main Bas Ladkio K Saath Sex Karti Hoon”
Santa: “De Taali!! I Am Lesbian Too, Main Bhi Sirf Ladkiyo Se Hi Sex Karta Hun“

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Mosquito’s Movie Time

Anguthi Nikal Lo

Aapke Garage Ka Gate Khula Hai

Angreji Juban Ki Problem

Sholay Film Mein Se Kaata Gaya Ek Dialog

Gulaab Ke Phoolo Ki Khushbu

Aarti Aur Panty Mein Kya Similarity Hai?

3 Idiots In Different Languages:

Aurat Jeevan Mein Kya Chahti Hai

De Taali

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