Main High Court Ka Judge Hun Aapko Koi Pareshani Nahi Hogi.

Monday, January 24, 2011 · Posted in ,

Ek High Court Ka Judge Kahi Ja Raha Tha Ki Jungle Ke Raste Meun Uski Car Kharab Ho Gayi
Door Tak Nazar Daudayi To Ek Jagah Bulb Jalta Dikhai Diya, Judge Raat Wahi Gujarne Ke Irade Se Udhar Chal Pada
Knock Kiya To Andar Se Aurat Ki Aawaz Aay: “Kaun Hai?
Judge: “Main High Court Ka Judge Hun, Meri Car Kharab Ho Gayi Hai So Main Raat Gujarna Chahta Hun Yaha
Darwaja Khula Aur Saamne Ek Sexy Aurat Khadi Thhi
Aurat: “Mere Paas Ek Hi Room Hai Aur Bed Bhi Ek Hai
Judge: “Aap Chinta Na Kare Main High Court Ka Judge Hun Aapko Koi Pareshani Nahi Hogi.”
Dono Jab Sone Ke Liye Bistar Par Pahunche To
Aurat: “Mujhe Sirf Bra Aur Painty Mein Sone Ki Aadat Hai?
Judge: “Aap Jaise Chahe Soye, Main High Court Ka Judge Hun Aapko Koi Pareshani Nahi Hogi.
Aurat Ne Sare Kapde Utare Aur Bra And Panty Mein Let Gayi Aur Thodi Der Baad Boli
Aurat: “Mujhe Saath Mein Lete Insaan Se Lagg Ke Aur Uske Uper Taang Rakh Ke Sone Ki Adat Hai
Judge: “Madam Aap Jaise Marji Soiye Mujhe Koi Problame Nahi Main High Cort Ka Judge Hun.”
Raat Gujar Gaye Subah Judge Sahab Bahar Baithe Chai Pee Rahe The To Unhone Dekha Ki Us Aurat Ne 2 Murge Aur 10 Murgiya Paal Rakhi Thi
Jinme Se Ek Murga Jo Langda Tha, Wo Sab Murgiyo Ke Piche Bhag Raha Tha Aur Dusra Ek Murga Chupchap Baitha Tha
Judge Se Ye Dekh Kar Raha Nahi Gaya
Judge: “Ye Dusra Murga Chupchap Baitha Hai.. Kya Ye Bimar Hai?
Aurat: “Nahi …. Ye High Cort Ka Judge Hai

Priceless Smile Ka Example

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Baba Saxidas Ek Din Mast Mood Mein Bethe Thhe To Unke Ek Ashiq Mijaj Bhakt Ne Pucha
Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Log Kahte Hai Ki Smile Priceless Hoti Hai, Iska Koi Example Dijiye Na
Baba Saxidas: “Dekh Bachha, Is Baat Ko Ese Samajh

Apni Girl Friend Ke Sath Tu Movie Dekhne Gaya Aur 500 Ki Tickets Li
Fir Uske Saath Sara Din Car Pe Ghuma Aur 700 Ka Petrol Uda Diya
Dir Usko 5 Star Hotel Mein Le Gaya Aur Pahle 500 Rs Ki Coffe Pee Aur Fir 2000 Rs Ka Dinner Kiya.
Aur Usi Hotel Ke Bade Ache Se Room Jiska Rent 5000 Rs Hai Uske Ander Le Gaya.
Aur Girlfriend Ko Bed Pe Lita Ke Jaisi Hi Uski Jeans Khone Laga To Girlfriend Bole: “Nahi Jaanu Aaj Mere Periods Hai
Us Time Tu Usko Muskura Ke Dikhayega Aur Jo Tere Chehre Pe Muskaan Hogi Vo Priceless Hi Hogi

Pappu Ka Gussa

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Pappu Bahut Sari Chocolate Kha Raha Tha, Tabhi Ek Aadmi Use Salah Deta Hai
Aadmi: “Beta, Itni Chocolate Nahi Khate, Theek Nahi Hoti!!
Pappu: “Ek Baat Bolu, Mere Dada 105 Saal Ke Hai
Aadmi: “Achha!!, Kya Wo Bahut Chocolate Khate Hai?
Beccha:”Nahi
Aadmi: “To, Phir?
Pappu: “Behan Ke Lode, Wo Apne Kaam Se Kaam Rakhte Hai, Teri Tarha Bakchodi Nahi Karte