Jab Kisi Ka Accident Ho Jata Hai To Alag Alag Desh Main Log Kis Terha Xpression Dete Hai
U.S.A.: “Oh My God!”
Pakistan: “Ya Allah!”
Africa: “O La La!”
Australia: “Got A Hit!”
Aur
India: “Maa Chud Gayi Behan Ke Lode Ki Aur Chala Tez“
Pappu Santa Se: “Daddy Aap To Chutiya Ho”
Santa Hairani Se: “Kye Be?”
Pappu: “Aaj Jab Aap Bahar Gaye Thhe To Mummy Uncle Se Kah Rahi Thhi Ki Jaldi Karo Wo Chutiya Aane Wala Hai“
Pappu Bahut Sari Chocolate Kha Raha Tha, Tabhi Ek Aadmi Use Salah Deta Hai
Aadmi: “Beta, Itni Chocolate Nahi Khate, Theek Nahi Hoti!!”
Pappu: “Ek Baat Bolu, Mere Dada 105 Saal Ke Hai”
Aadmi: “Achha!!, Kya Wo Bahut Chocolate Khate Hai?”
Beccha:”Nahi”
Aadmi: “To, Phir?”
Pappu: “Behan Ke Lode, Wo Apne Kaam Se Kaam Rakhte Hai, Teri Tarha Bakchodi Nahi Karte“
Ek Saas Apni Bahu Se Puchti Hai
Saas: “Bahu Bura Mat Manna Lekin Mere Pote Ki Shakal Mere Bete Se Nahi Milti”
Bahu Gusse Mein: “Maa Ji Meri Taango K Beech Me Choot Hai Koi Photocopy Machine Nahi Lagi.“
Pappu: “Papa 1000 Rupye Do Na”
Santa: “Bhag Yahan Se Nahi Hai”
Pappu: “Madarchod Phir Paida Kyo Kiya Tha”
Santa: “Bhonsdi Ke, Ab Konsi Teri Maa Ki Choot Band Ho Gayi Hai, Wapis Chala Ja“
Class Mein Techer Ne Bachho Ko Kaha Ki Apne Teacher Ke Uper English Mein 10 Lines Likho
Kuch Der Baad Pappu Khada Hua Aur Teacher Se Puchta Hai
“Sir, Haramkhor Ko English Mein Kya Kahte Hai?“
Santa Apne Bete Pappu Se Bola
Santa: “Agar Apni Girlfriend Se Pehli Mulakat Mein Agar Tukko Su-Su Jana Ho To Kya Kahega?”
Pappu: “Daddy Bolunga Ke Ek Special Dost Se Haath Milane Ja Raha Hu, Jisse Teri Mulakaat Bahut Hi Jaldi Karwanunga Aur Tu Us Se Milkar Bahut Khush Hogi“
Jab Santa Fauj Mein Thha To Usko Shart Laganey Ki Aadat Thi Aur Sabhi Us Se Pareshan Theh.
Ek Din Vo Major Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola
Santa: “Sir Ye Meri Aakhri Shart Hai, Aur Vo Mein Aapke Sath Lagana Chahta Hun.”
Major Khushi Khusi Raaji Ho Gaya, Aur Bola: “Bolo Kya Shart Hai?”
Santa: “Apko Bawaseer Hai”
Major: “Main Sharat Lagata Hun Ke Nahi Hai”
Santa: “Main Ungli Dal Ke Check Karunga”
Major Khush Ho Gaya Aur Dono Mein 5 Hazar Ki Shart Lag Gai.
Santa Ne Major Ki Gaand Mein Ungli Dal Di
Tabhi Bahar Se Jor Jor Se Rone Ki Awaje Aane Lagi
Major Pant Pehan Kar Bahar Gaya Aur Poocha: “Kya Hua?”
Staff: “Isne Humse 50,000 Ki Shart Lagayi Thi Ki Major Ki Gaand Me Ungli Daal Ke Dikhaunga!“
Class Mein Teacher Bachho Se Puchti Hai
Teacher: “Aisa Konsa Kam Hai To 5 Ladke To Ek Saath Kar Sakte Hai Par 5 Ladkiya Kabhi Nahi Kar Sakti”
Kisi Ko Jawab Na Aya, Tabi Achanak Bachho Ke Bich Mein Se Ek Chota Sa Haath Khada Hua, Ye Haath Tha Santa Ke Bete Pappu Ka
Pappu: “Madam Ji Main Batau”
Madam: “Batao?”
Pappu: “Madam Ji, Vo Kam Hai – Ek Hi Balti Mein Mutar Visarjan“
Bar Girl Dancing, Public Claping
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She Removes Her Top, More Claps
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Removes Her Skirt, Louder Claps
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Removes Her Bra N Panty, Total Silence ????
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Moral : You Cant Clap With 1 Hand (Kyunki Ek Hath Se Kabhi Tali Nahi Bajti)
