Jaisi Ki Kal Pappu Ne Teacher Ke Question Ka Answer Diya, Jo Kaam 5 Ladke Kar Sakte Hai Vo 5 Ladkiya Nahi Kar Sakti
To Class Mein Bethi Ladkiyo Mein Hadkamp Machh Gaya
Ek Ladki Uth Ke Madam Se Boli
Ladki: “Mam Pappu Ne Sahi Kaha, Par Baki To Hum Ladkiya Sab Kuchh Kar Sakti Hai”
Pappu Fatafatt Bola: “Hum Ladke Mutra Visrjan Ke Saath Saath Samne Vali Diwar Per “O” (Zero) Ya Koi Bhi Letter Likh Sakte Hai, Kya Tum Esa Kar Sakti Ho“
Hello, Haramzade,
Yeh Bata Kaun Haramkhor Paper Set Karta Hai? Kamino, Students Ki Jaan Nikal Jati Hai.
Upar Se Kutte Paper Checking To Aise Karte Hai Jaise Apni Behan Ke Rape Ka Badla Le Rahe Ho.
Aisa Sylbus Banaya Hai Jaise Tumhare Yaha To Haramkhor Sab Topper Hi Janme Hai.
Tera Baap Bhi Aise Paper Mein Pass Nahi Ho Sakta.
Tu Khud Is Paper Mein 10 Bar Fail Hua Hoga. Tu Kabhi Bahar Mil Sale Maa Chod Dunga Teri
Your Faithfully,
(Pagal Hu Jo Apna Naam Likhunga, Chal Apni Maa Chuda)
Next Day Santa Ki Biwi Use Fir Reservation Karvane Jabardasti Bhejti Hai, Kyunki Vo Bus Mein Suffer Nahi Kar Sakti Thhi.
Santa Bechara Majboor Hota Hai, Par Aaj Vo Jent Clerk Ke Pass Jata Hai.
Clerk: “Aapka Shubh Naam?”
Santa: “Ji Santa”
Clerk: “Age?”
Santa: “22”
Clerk: “Sex?”
Santa : “Hafte Mein 3 Baar”
Clerk Gabra Ke: “Nahi Nahi, Mera Matlab Male Ya Female?”
Santa: “Ji, Jo Bhi Fass Jaye, Kabhi Kabhi To Gali Ki Kutti Se Bhi“
Class Mein Teacher Bachho Se Puchti Hai
Teacher: “Agar Sincerely Ki Jaye To Is Duniya Mein Sabse Mushkil Job Kiski Hai?”
Pappu: “Madam Ji, Blue Film Ke Cameraman Ki“
Ek Baar Ek Budha Aadmi Teji Se Chalta Hua Market Mein Se Ja Raha Tha
Uski Zip Khuli Hui Thhi Aur Ye Uska Pata Nahi Thha
Ek Ladki Ne Bola: “Uncle Aapnki Zip Khuli Hai”
Budhe Ne Niche Dekha Aur Bola: “Chinta Na Karo, Mare Panchhi Uda Nahi Karte“
Santa Aur Uska Beta Pappu Dono Ne Socha Ki Aaj Kisi Ka
Chutiya Kaat Te Hai Pappu Ne Phone Se Ek Number Milaya Aur Pucha:
“Kahan Ka Number Hai?” Jawab Aya: “Police Station
Ka.” Pappu: “Ap Ke Paas
Danda Hai?”
Inspector: “Haan Hai!” Pappu:
“To Use Apni Gaand Mein Dal
Lo” Aur Itna Kah Ke Phone Kaat Deta Hai
Inspector Ne Thodi Der Socha Aur Fir Gusse Se Us Number Pe Phone
Kiya Inspector: “Yaha Se Ek Phone Phone Aaya
Tha.” Santa:
“Fir?” Inspector:
“Mujh Se Puchha Aap Ke Pass Danda Hai. Maine Haan
Kaha To Usne Bola Gand Me Daal Lo.” Santa:
“Achha? Kitni Der Pehle Phone Aya
Thha?” Inspector: “Koi 10
Minutes Pahle” Santa: “To Fir Ab Nikaal
Lo“
Ek Taxi Driver Ne Teen Logo Ko Taxi Mein Bithaya Jisme 1 Ladka, 1 Ladki Aur 1 Hizda Tha.
Pahle Ladki Utari, Kiraya Dete Samay Driver Ne Ladki Ko 2 Rupaye Vapis Kar Diye
Ladki: “Mujhse 2 Rupaye Kam Kyun Liye?”
Driver: “Teri Gori Pyari Chut (Vagina), Uspe 2 Rupaye Ki Choot (Discount).”
Driver Ne Ladke Se 2 Rupaye Jyada Liye.
Ladka: “Oye, Mujhse 2 Rupaye Jyada Kyon Le Raha Hai?”
Driver: “Tera Kala Mota Lund, Uspar 2 Rupaye Ka Dand (Fine).”
Ab Hizda Ye Sab Sunkar Bina Paisi Diye Hi Bhagne Laga.
Driver: “Ruk Bhonshdi Ke Kiraya To Deta Ja.”
Hizda: “Na Mere Pas Chut Hai Na Hai Lund, Isliye Main Hun Free Fund.“
Ek Din Beti Apne Baap Se Boli
Beti: “Daddy, Main Maa Banne Wali Hu”
Baap: “Besaram, Kya Keh Rahi Hai Tu?”
Beti: “Aap Ne Hi To Kaha Tha Jab Tak Me Kuch Ban Nahi Jati, Aap ‘Activa’ Nahi Dilaoge.“
Ladka Ladki Akele Bethe Pyar Bhari Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe
Ladki Ne Bade Pyar Se Ladke Ko Kaha
Ladki: “Mujhe Na Aapke Chutkule (Jokes) Bade Achhe Lagte Hai.”
Ladka: “Haan Janu Mujhe Bhi Tumhari Chut Aur Kulhe Bade Pasand Hai“
Bipasha Aur John Ki Shadi Ke Baad Unhe Kala Bachcha Paida Hota Hai
John: “Main Bhi Gora Tu Bhi Gori Fir Bachha Kyu Kala?”
Bipasha: “Main Bhi Hot Tu Bhi Hot To Garmi Se Bachcha Jal Gaya Na“
