Romantic Shayari - Sad Shayari - Best Sher-o-Shayari Romantic Shayari, Sad Shayari, Bewafa Shayari, Filmi Shayri, Love Quotes, Best Quotes, Two Line Shayari....

Class Mein Teacher Bachho Se Puchti Hai
Teacher: “Agar Sincerely Ki Jaye To Is Duniya Mein Sabse Mushkil Job Kiski Hai?”
Pappu: “Madam Ji, Blue Film Ke Cameraman Ki“

Ek Baar Ek Budha Aadmi Teji Se Chalta Hua Market Mein Se Ja Raha Tha
Uski Zip Khuli Hui Thhi Aur Ye Uska Pata Nahi Thha
Ek Ladki Ne Bola: “Uncle Aapnki Zip Khuli Hai”

Budhe Ne Niche Dekha Aur Bola: “Chinta Na Karo, Mare Panchhi Uda Nahi Karte“

Santa Aur Uska Beta Pappu Dono Ne Socha Ki Aaj Kisi Ka
Chutiya Kaat Te Hai Pappu Ne Phone Se Ek Number Milaya Aur Pucha:
“Kahan Ka Number Hai?” Jawab Aya: “Police Station
Ka.” Pappu: “Ap Ke Paas
Danda Hai?”

Inspector: “Haan Hai!” Pappu:
“To Use Apni Gaand Mein Dal
Lo” Aur Itna Kah Ke Phone Kaat Deta Hai
Inspector Ne Thodi Der Socha Aur Fir Gusse Se Us Number Pe Phone
Kiya Inspector: “Yaha Se Ek Phone Phone Aaya
Tha.” Santa:
“Fir?” Inspector:
“Mujh Se Puchha Aap Ke Pass Danda Hai. Maine Haan
Kaha To Usne Bola Gand Me Daal Lo.” Santa:
“Achha? Kitni Der Pehle Phone Aya
Thha?” Inspector: “Koi 10
Minutes Pahle” Santa: “To Fir Ab Nikaal
Lo“

Ek Taxi Driver Ne Teen Logo Ko Taxi Mein Bithaya Jisme 1 Ladka, 1 Ladki Aur 1 Hizda Tha.
Pahle Ladki Utari, Kiraya Dete Samay Driver Ne Ladki Ko 2 Rupaye Vapis Kar Diye

Ladki: “Mujhse 2 Rupaye Kam Kyun Liye?”
Driver: “Teri Gori Pyari Chut (Vagina), Uspe 2 Rupaye Ki Choot (Discount).”
Driver Ne Ladke Se 2 Rupaye Jyada Liye.
Ladka: “Oye, Mujhse 2 Rupaye Jyada Kyon Le Raha Hai?”
Driver: “Tera Kala Mota Lund, Uspar 2 Rupaye Ka Dand (Fine).”
Ab Hizda Ye Sab Sunkar Bina Paisi Diye Hi Bhagne Laga.
Driver: “Ruk Bhonshdi Ke Kiraya To Deta Ja.”
Hizda: “Na Mere Pas Chut Hai Na Hai Lund, Isliye Main Hun Free Fund.“

Ek Din Beti Apne Baap Se Boli
Beti: “Daddy, Main Maa Banne Wali Hu”
Baap: “Besaram, Kya Keh Rahi Hai Tu?”

Beti: “Aap Ne Hi To Kaha Tha Jab Tak Me Kuch Ban Nahi Jati, Aap ‘Activa’ Nahi Dilaoge.“

Ladka Ladki Akele Bethe Pyar Bhari Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe
Ladki Ne Bade Pyar Se Ladke Ko Kaha
Ladki: “Mujhe Na Aapke Chutkule (Jokes) Bade Achhe Lagte Hai.”

Ladka: “Haan Janu Mujhe Bhi Tumhari Chut Aur Kulhe Bade Pasand Hai“

Bipasha Aur John Ki Shadi Ke Baad Unhe Kala Bachcha Paida Hota Hai
John: “Main Bhi Gora Tu Bhi Gori Fir Bachha Kyu Kala?”

Bipasha: “Main Bhi Hot Tu Bhi Hot To Garmi Se Bachcha Jal Gaya Na“

Santa Pahli Baar Train Mein Reservation Karaane Ke Liye Gayaa
Santa Ne Reservation Form Me “Ling/Sex” Wale Column Me Likh Diya “8 Inch” Aur Form Submit Kar Diya.
Booking Window Par Clerk Lady Thi, Usne Ye Dekha Aur Boli

Lady Cleark: “Sir Ye Kya Hai, Isko Kaato, Ye Nahi Chalega”
Santa Hairani Se: “Kitna Kaat Doon?”
Lady Cleark: “Poora Hi Kaatna Padega”
Santa Ke Tote Udd Gaye: “Madam Ji Aap Reservation Cancel Hi Kar Do, Main Bus Se Hi Chala Jaaunga.“

Next Day Santa Ki Choti Beti Ne Santa Se Kaha: “Papa, Main Ma Ban Ne Wali Hu”
Santa Aag Baboola Ho Gaya Aur Gusse Se Bola: “Sali Kutti, Kahan Chudva Ke Aayi Ho, Kon Hai Vo Bhen Ka Loda, Tune To Pure Khandan Ki Ma Chudva Di.”

Ladki Fatafatt Boli: “Papa Pahle Puri Baat To Suno Lo, Main School Ke Natak Main Maa Ban Ne Wali Hu.“

Ak Baar Lift Mein Ak Aadmi Ka Haath Galti Se Ak Aurat Ke Boobs Par Lag Gaya.
Admi: “Agar Aap Ka Dil Aapke Boobs Ki Tarah Nazuk Hai To Aap Mujhe Maaf Kar Dena”

Aurat: “Agar Aap Ka Lund Aapke Haath Jitna Kadak Hai, To Mei Room No.202 Mein Thahri Hui Hoon.“