Santa Pahli Baar Train Mein Reservation Karaane Ke Liye Gayaa
Santa Ne Reservation Form Me “Ling/Sex” Wale Column Me Likh Diya “8 Inch” Aur Form Submit Kar Diya.
Booking Window Par Clerk Lady Thi, Usne Ye Dekha Aur Boli
Lady Cleark: “Sir Ye Kya Hai, Isko Kaato, Ye Nahi Chalega”
Santa Hairani Se: “Kitna Kaat Doon?”
Lady Cleark: “Poora Hi Kaatna Padega”
Santa Ke Tote Udd Gaye: “Madam Ji Aap Reservation Cancel Hi Kar Do, Main Bus Se Hi Chala Jaaunga.“
Next Day Santa Ki Choti Beti Ne Santa Se Kaha: “Papa, Main Ma Ban Ne Wali Hu”
Santa Aag Baboola Ho Gaya Aur Gusse Se Bola: “Sali Kutti, Kahan Chudva Ke Aayi Ho, Kon Hai Vo Bhen Ka Loda, Tune To Pure Khandan Ki Ma Chudva Di.”
Ladki Fatafatt Boli: “Papa Pahle Puri Baat To Suno Lo, Main School Ke Natak Main Maa Ban Ne Wali Hu.“
Ak Baar Lift Mein Ak Aadmi Ka Haath Galti Se Ak Aurat Ke Boobs Par Lag Gaya.
Admi: “Agar Aap Ka Dil Aapke Boobs Ki Tarah Nazuk Hai To Aap Mujhe Maaf Kar Dena”
Aurat: “Agar Aap Ka Lund Aapke Haath Jitna Kadak Hai, To Mei Room No.202 Mein Thahri Hui Hoon.“
Santa Ko Apne Achhe Kam Ki Vajah Se Company Mein Pramotion Mili Aur Vo Manager Ban Gaya.
Usne Apni Patni Ko Ye Good News Is Tarike Se Sunayi
Santa: “Darling, Sunti Ho Aaj Raat Ko Tum Company Ke Manager Ke Saath Soyegi”
Biwi Khushi Ke Mare Uchhal Padi Aur Boli
Biwi: “Sachiiiii, Ye To Batao, Sharma Sir Ke Saath Ya Patel Sir Ke Saath“
Dosto Naya Saal Shuru Ho Gaya Hai.
Aur Is Naye Sal Ki Shuruat Hum Baba Saxidas Ke Updesh Se Karte Hai
Baba Saxidas Ka Kahna Hai Ki Girlfriend Chahe Jitni Bhi Chalu Kyu Na Ho Us Se Kabhi Relation Khatm Na Karo
Kyunki Paani Jitna Bhi Ganda Ho, Par Aag Bujane Ke Kaam To Aata Hi Hai
Ek Lady Market Jaane Ke Liye Ek Rikshaw Karti Hai
Rikshaw Thodi Door Jaata Hai Ki Ek Khadde Ki Vajah Se Rikshaw Ko Jatka Lagta Hai Aur Lady Bahar Girr Jaati Hai
Aur Uski Saadee Ulat Jaati Hai Aur Wo Nangi Ho Jaatee Hai Lekin Wo Turant Khadi Ho Jaatii Hai Aur Rikshaw Wale Ko Bolti Hai
Lady: “Dekhi Meri Furti”
Rikshaw Wala: “Haan Mam Saab Maine Hi Nahii Saare Bazaar Ne Dekhi Aapki Furti, Lekin Aap Ke Yahaan Ise Furti Kahte Honge, Hamaare Yahaan To Ise Fuddi (Choot) Kahte Hain.“
Kele Wala Gali Mein Kele Bech Raha Tha
Kelewala: “Kele Lelo Gaand Fadu Kele Lelo”
Lady: “Oye, Ye Kaisi Kele Hai, Pahle To Kabhi Nahi Sune? Kitne Ka Hai?”
Kelewala: “250 Rs Ka Ek”
Lady Hairan Hoke: “Kyaaa????”
Kelewala: “Dekha Fatt Gayi Na Gaand“
Punjabi Banda USA Mein Rahta Tha Aur Vaha Usne Ek Tota Khairda Hua Thha.
Tota Roj Subha Utth Ke Bolta Tha: “Wake Up Sir, You Have To Go To Work”
Bandey Ko Kisi Vajah Se Punjab Mein Vapis Aana Pada, Aur Vo Tote Ko Bhi Apne Sath Le Aya
Ab Uska Tota Ye Bolta Hai
Tota: “Utth Oye Fuddi Deya, Aaj Bund Marwan Nahi Jana” (In Hindi: “Uth Sale Gaandu, Aaj Tune Gand Marwane Nahi Jana“)
Teacher Class Mein: “Dhobi Ka Kutta Na Ghar Ka Na Ghat Ka, Ab Esa Ek Aur Sentence Banao”
Pappu: “Madam Ji, Sania Mirza Ka Bachha Na India Ka Na Pakistan Ka“
6th Class Ko Pada Rahi Teacher Bachho Ko Boli: “Shor Mat Machao Nahi To Nikal Kar Bahar Khada Kar Dungi.”
Sabhi Bachhe Zor Zor Se Chillane Lage: “Pahle Mera, Pahle Mera“
