Ek Lady Market Jaane Ke Liye Ek Rikshaw Karti Hai
Rikshaw Thodi Door Jaata Hai Ki Ek Khadde Ki Vajah Se Rikshaw Ko Jatka Lagta Hai Aur Lady Bahar Girr Jaati Hai
Aur Uski Saadee Ulat Jaati Hai Aur Wo Nangi Ho Jaatee Hai Lekin Wo Turant Khadi Ho Jaatii Hai Aur Rikshaw Wale Ko Bolti Hai
Lady: “Dekhi Meri Furti”
Rikshaw Wala: “Haan Mam Saab Maine Hi Nahii Saare Bazaar Ne Dekhi Aapki Furti, Lekin Aap Ke Yahaan Ise Furti Kahte Honge, Hamaare Yahaan To Ise Fuddi (Choot) Kahte Hain.“
Gaand Fadu Kela Lelo
Kelewala: “Kele Lelo Gaand Fadu Kele Lelo”
Lady: “Oye, Ye Kaisi Kele Hai, Pahle To Kabhi Nahi Sune? Kitne Ka Hai?”
Kelewala: “250 Rs Ka Ek”
Lady Hairan Hoke: “Kyaaa????”
Kelewala: “Dekha Fatt Gayi Na Gaand“
Tota Bhi Kameena Ho Gaya
Tota Roj Subha Utth Ke Bolta Tha: “Wake Up Sir, You Have To Go To Work”
Bandey Ko Kisi Vajah Se Punjab Mein Vapis Aana Pada, Aur Vo Tote Ko Bhi Apne Sath Le Aya
Ab Uska Tota Ye Bolta Hai
Tota: “Utth Oye Fuddi Deya, Aaj Bund Marwan Nahi Jana” (In Hindi: “Uth Sale Gaandu, Aaj Tune Gand Marwane Nahi Jana“)
Dhobi Ka Kutta Na Ghar Ka Na Ghat Ka
Pappu: “Madam Ji, Sania Mirza Ka Bachha Na India Ka Na Pakistan Ka“
Harami Bachho Ka Harami Mind
Sabhi Bachhe Zor Zor Se Chillane Lage: “Pahle Mera, Pahle Mera“
Nashili Aankhon Se Wo Jab Hame Dekhte Hai
Nashili Aankhon Se Wo Jab Hame Dekhte Hai
Hum Ghabraakar Aankhen Jhuka Lete Hai
Kaun Milaaye Uski Aakho Se Aankhe Suna Hai
Wo Aankhon Se Apna Bana Leti Hain !!
Khamosh Pyaar Ka Ehsash Hai Aap
Khamosh Pyaar Ka Ehsash Hai Aap
Meri Khawaish Mere Jajbat Hai Aap
Aksar Ye Khayal Kyu Aata Hai
Dilme Meri Pehali Khoj Or Akhari Talash Hai Aap !!
May the beauty of deewali
May the beauty
Of deepavali season
Fill your home with
Happiness,
And may the coming year
Provide you with all
That bring you joy!
For this, is a special time when family
For this, is a special time when family
And friends get together,for fun.
Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days,
In this festive season of diwali and always!!!!!!!!
“Happy Deepavali”
Wishing u a very happy diwali
With my
1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A”S…
All wishing you a very very
HAPPY DIWALI!