Pehle hath me lo, fir sidha karo–
fir muh me lo..aur thook lagao.. aur andar gusao..
KITNA MUSHKIL HAI NA! SUI MEIN DHAGA DALNA
Similarity
Similarity of feelings of girls after exam n sex.
Kitna lamba tha! khash thoda time aur mil jata!
Pehle kitna dar lag raha tha, baad me easy laga.
akhirkar aacha gaya
Girls Bad Natures
Girls have very bad Natures
They get wet without bath
They give milk without eating grass
They bleed without getting injured
Finally They make Boneless thing Hard.
British Airways…
Mom asked married daughter: How is ur Life?
She replied shyly: itz like British airways.
Later mom saw add n shocked
“7 days a week, 3 times a Day, Both sides…”
Similarities between BRA & BAR
Similarities between BRA & BAR
1.Both hv same alphabets
2.Both r drinking zones
3.Both hv time restriction of Closing & Opening
4.Wen open, both drive men crazy
Zindagi kisi ki Amanat nahi hoti
Zindagi kisi ki Amanat nahi hoti,
Amanat me kabhi khayanat nahi hoti,
Dil ko sambhal ke rakhna DOST…..
Ishq ki jail me kabhi zamant nahi hoti!
Muskurahat hataya nahin Karte….
Dil ka Zakhm Zuban par laaya nahin Karte,
Hum apni Aankhon se Aansoo bahaya nahin Karte,
Zakhm Kitne hi Gehre kyon na ho,
Hum apne Honton se Muskurahat hataya nahin Karte.
Inkar aur Iqraar…..
Chehrey Per Banawat Ka Gussa,
Aankhon Say Chalakta Pyar Bhi Hai,
Is Shauq-E-Ada Ko Kya Kahiye
Inkar Bhi Hai Iqraar Bhi Hai.
Subah teri sham meri…
Subah teri sham meri ho,
Din tera raat meri ho,
Hasi teri udasi meri ho,
jab maut aaye toh Jaan kaber teri,
aur usme laash meri ho..
Heart Beat
Three places in my “Heart”
1 for “God”
2 for “Mother”
3 for “Father”
oh! sorry no place for “U” in my “Heart”
bcoz “U” r my “Heart Beat”