Aankh Wo Chahat Jis Mein Dil Ki Zubaan Hoti Hain,
Sachi Chahat To Bejuban Hoti Hain,
Pyar Main Dard Mila To Ghabrana Kaisa,
Dard Se Chahat Aur Jawaa Hoti Hai
Never cry for anyone in Life
Never cry for anyone in Life,
bcoz for the one whom u cry doesnt deserve ur tears,
and the one deserves it will never let u cry.
Difference
Wats the difference between hook in cricket and hook of bra?
One sends ball out of boundary and other keeps balls within the boundary.
Tamil Girls
Tamil girls are too fast. U know why?
because when all the other girls says NAMASTHE
they says WANNA COME
Husbands
Boy friends r like panipuri, tastes gud any time.
Lovers r like pizzas, hot&spicy, eaten frequently
Husbands r like dal rice, eaten whn there is no choice..
Handle with Care
A sardar reads on the front side of the Tshirt written “Handle with Care”
Next day sardar wears jeans written on “Candle with Hair” bolo tara rara..
Dosth
kabhi kehta tha dosth hamara ek” Jaan bhi maango to hazir hai”,
aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehta hai, aur maango to inkaar karta hai…
Dhaga
Pehle hath me lo, fir sidha karo–
fir muh me lo..aur thook lagao.. aur andar gusao..
KITNA MUSHKIL HAI NA! SUI MEIN DHAGA DALNA
Similarity
Similarity of feelings of girls after exam n sex.
Kitna lamba tha! khash thoda time aur mil jata!
Pehle kitna dar lag raha tha, baad me easy laga.
akhirkar aacha gaya
Girls Bad Natures
Girls have very bad Natures
They get wet without bath
They give milk without eating grass
They bleed without getting injured
Finally They make Boneless thing Hard.
British Airways…
Mom asked married daughter: How is ur Life?
She replied shyly: itz like British airways.
Later mom saw add n shocked
“7 days a week, 3 times a Day, Both sides…”
Similarities between BRA & BAR
Similarities between BRA & BAR
1.Both hv same alphabets
2.Both r drinking zones
3.Both hv time restriction of Closing & Opening
4.Wen open, both drive men crazy
Zindagi kisi ki Amanat nahi hoti
Zindagi kisi ki Amanat nahi hoti,
Amanat me kabhi khayanat nahi hoti,
Dil ko sambhal ke rakhna DOST…..
Ishq ki jail me kabhi zamant nahi hoti!
Muskurahat hataya nahin Karte….
Dil ka Zakhm Zuban par laaya nahin Karte,
Hum apni Aankhon se Aansoo bahaya nahin Karte,
Zakhm Kitne hi Gehre kyon na ho,
Hum apne Honton se Muskurahat hataya nahin Karte.
Inkar aur Iqraar…..
Chehrey Per Banawat Ka Gussa,
Aankhon Say Chalakta Pyar Bhi Hai,
Is Shauq-E-Ada Ko Kya Kahiye
Inkar Bhi Hai Iqraar Bhi Hai.
Subah teri sham meri…
Subah teri sham meri ho,
Din tera raat meri ho,
Hasi teri udasi meri ho,
jab maut aaye toh Jaan kaber teri,
aur usme laash meri ho..
Heart Beat
Three places in my “Heart”
1 for “God”
2 for “Mother”
3 for “Father”
oh! sorry no place for “U” in my “Heart”
bcoz “U” r my “Heart Beat”
Do you Know full form of DAIRY MILK?
Do you Know full form of DAIRY MILK?
Darling Always I Remember You…
Meet Immediately4a Long Kiss…
thats y boys asks 4 DAIRY MILK..
Good Night. Sweet Dreams..
Always SMILE..
Always SMILE
Ok?
Bcoz, ur Smile is so captivating n so Nice!
-Show Me a Sample
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Maar dala re! he he..
Never Lost Love
My love for u is like time,
if u give it just one moment,
it will last forever.
aap bahut yaad aate hai..
Din aate hai din jaate hai,
Kuch lamhe aapke bin guzar nahin paate hai,
inhi lamho ko sametkar dekhu toh aap bahut yaad aate hai..
This Love is Love the Love Best Love way
This Love is Love the Love Best Love way
Love 2 Love Say Love 2 Love U Love that
Love I Love Miss Love U Love
Read it again without Word “Love”
..GUDN8.
God determines who walks into your Life
God determines who walks into your Life.
You decide who stays & who walks out.
Send this to people u never want to Lose.
I never want to Lose U…
GudMrng…
Never stop ur smile even u r sad
Never stop ur smile even u r sad
b’coz u never know who is feeling happy with ur smile,
4d world u may be a person
but 4 someone u r da World…Gudn8
Dream makes all things possible
Dream makes all things possible,
Hope makes all things work,
Luv makes all things Beautiful,
Smile makes all the things above,
So always Brush Ur TEETH…!gudmrng.