Hont jab hont say milay tu kia hota hay?
Socho
Socho na
han han aur socho..
itni gandi soch..
Moo band hota hay aur kia hota hai.
Gandi Soch
Jaan Hai
Teri Maa ki,
Teri Behen ki,
Tere Papa ki,
Tere Bhai ki,
Tere puray khandan ki,
JAAN hy tu pagal !
Apna khayal rakha kAr:-)
Apna khayal rakha kAr:-)
2 Meanings
Teacher:
bacho duniya mein her baat k 2 matlab nikaltay hein
Girl:
Master Jee !! nikal k dikhaiye
bacho duniya mein her baat k 2 matlab nikaltay hein
Girl:
Master Jee !! nikal k dikhaiye
Teacher
beth ja beti,teri baat k bhi 2 matlab nikaltay hai
beth ja beti,teri baat k bhi 2 matlab nikaltay hai
Paani ander na jai…
Girl goes 2 repair
Umbrella man says
Oopr ka kpra utarna hoga neechay dnda dalna hoga girl says kuch bi karo
Laikin paani undar nahi jana chaeye
Dekh lia na?
Tumne mera dekh hi lia na
(Gussa)
Pehle kehte they k mujhe tmhara hi pasand he
(Andaz)
Lekin ab kehtay ho
k me kisi or ka loon ga
k me kisi or ka loon ga
(Sahara)
Mera khayal hai,
k mera ab kafi lamba ho gaya hai
k mera ab kafi lamba ho gaya hai
(SMS)
Ab mujhey apki chahiye,,,
(IjazaT)
Rasgulla
Pakar
Pakar
Hath mein pakar
Daba mat
Oh ho Qatry gir rahe hein
Jaldi se Monh mein dal
Ab batao Maza aya
,,
Rasgulla khanE ka.
Rasgulla khanE ka.
Without You…
Last night I went to bed without u.
Cold, thinking of u,
Missing ur warmth,
Your soft touch against my skin.
Where were u last night?
My blanket…
Naughty mind
It’s the thing that satisfies
Your mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
In the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
Your mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
In the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless your naughty mind!
Kaise Loon?
Teri sula ke lu,
Ya bitha ke lu,
Ya tujhe karu khada,
Ya fir teri jhuka-jhukake lu,
Ab tu hi bata
Ki mein teri…
Ya bitha ke lu,
Ya tujhe karu khada,
Ya fir teri jhuka-jhukake lu,
Ab tu hi bata
Ki mein teri…
Photo kaise lu
Mosquito!
He came at night, exposed my body,
got on top of me, touched me,
he bit, sucked, swallowed,
when he was satisfied, he left
I was hurt . . .
Bloody…
got on top of me, touched me,
he bit, sucked, swallowed,
when he was satisfied, he left
I was hurt . . .
Bloody…
Mosquito !
