Pakar
Pakar
Hath mein pakar
Daba mat
Oh ho Qatry gir rahe hein
Jaldi se Monh mein dal
Ab batao Maza aya
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Rasgulla khanE ka.
Rasgulla khanE ka.
Rasgulla
Without You…
Last night I went to bed without u.
Cold, thinking of u,
Missing ur warmth,
Your soft touch against my skin.
Where were u last night?
My blanket…
Naughty mind
It’s the thing that satisfies
Your mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
In the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
Your mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
In the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless your naughty mind!
Kaise Loon?
Teri sula ke lu,
Ya bitha ke lu,
Ya tujhe karu khada,
Ya fir teri jhuka-jhukake lu,
Ab tu hi bata
Ki mein teri…
Ya bitha ke lu,
Ya tujhe karu khada,
Ya fir teri jhuka-jhukake lu,
Ab tu hi bata
Ki mein teri…
Photo kaise lu
Mosquito!
He came at night, exposed my body,
got on top of me, touched me,
he bit, sucked, swallowed,
when he was satisfied, he left
I was hurt . . .
Bloody…
got on top of me, touched me,
he bit, sucked, swallowed,
when he was satisfied, he left
I was hurt . . .
Bloody…
Mosquito !
Check Kero
Pehle kiss karo,
Phir palang per leta do,
Phir chaddi utar do,
Phir niche haath lagao,
Aur check karo k
Phir palang per leta do,
Phir chaddi utar do,
Phir niche haath lagao,
Aur check karo k
Baby ne su su to nahi kiya na
Gandhiji Style
Dil Chahta Hai K Aaj
Aap Ko
Kone Mai Le Ja Kar
Ek Danda Le Kar,
Aap Ki,
Aap Ko
Kone Mai Le Ja Kar
Ek Danda Le Kar,
Aap Ki,
G
GA
GAN
GAND
GANDH
GANDHI Ji
K Style Mein
Photo Khencho…
K Style Mein
Photo Khencho…
Doodh ki Shortage
Shadeed sardi ki waja se bhenso ne doodh kam dena shuru kr dia hai, dar hai k doodh ki shortage ho jaye gi, is liy tamaam “GIRLS” se guzarish hai k is muskil waqt mein hukumat ka sath den
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aur boil karte waqt doodh zaya hone se bachayen.
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aur boil karte waqt doodh zaya hone se bachayen.
U dirty mind.
Khudkushi
Kabhi kabhi Jee to ye Chahta hai k Duniya k sb se Khubsurat or Haseen Insan ka Qatal kr don
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Mager bad ma
Socha hon k
Socha hon k
Khud-Kushi to
Haraam hai..:-)
Haraam hai..:-)
Randi lagti hai
Ek din ek larki bolny wala tota kharidny gaee
Usne toty se pocha
Me tumhen k c lagti hon
“Randi lagti ho”
tota bola
Dukandar ne ghusy me usko pani me dubaya
or pocha
“gali dega?”
Tota bola
“Ab nahi donga”
Larki ne phir pocha
“Agar mery ghar 1 mard aye to tum kya sochogy?”
“Pati”
Aur agar 2 mard ayen?
“Pati or devar”
Or agar 3 mard ayen?
“Pati devar or bhai”
Or agar 4 mard ayen?
Tota ghusy me dukandar se “Mujhe dubade mene pehle hi kaha tha behen chod randi lagti he”
