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Ek din ek larki bolny wala tota kharidny gaee
Usne toty se pocha
Me tumhen k c lagti hon
“Randi lagti ho”
tota bola
Dukandar ne ghusy me usko pani me dubaya
or pocha
“gali dega?”
Tota bola
“Ab nahi donga”
Larki ne phir pocha
“Agar mery ghar 1 mard aye to tum kya sochogy?”
“Pati”
Aur agar 2 mard ayen?
“Pati or devar”
Or agar 3 mard ayen?
“Pati devar or bhai”
Or agar 4 mard ayen?
Tota ghusy me dukandar se “Mujhe dubade mene pehle hi kaha tha behen chod randi lagti he”

A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between women breast
& enters into a small hole.
What is it?
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It’s a car seat belt…u dirty mind

Boy: pura ander chala gaya na
Girl: ji, bilkul chala gaya
Boy: dard ho raha hai kya..
Girl: haaaaaan
Boy: Is It Completely Fit or Not.
Girl: Perfect
Boy: Are You Feeling Comfortable In It?
Girl: Zaberdast, Bilkul Aaram hai..
Boy: Aray Suno, Pack these sandals for madam.

Ek ladki Doctor k pass gayi
Mary phuddi main makhi gus gaye hai
Doctor ny kaha k lund main shahed laga k undar dalonga makhi chipak k bahar ajaye gi
Doctor lund andar dal k zor zor sy jhatky marny lagta hai
Ladki: kya kr rahy ho
Doctor: Plan badal gaya hai makhi ko andar hi maronga.

If loving u is wrong, then I don't wanna be right. My luv for u is strong & brighter than any light. The way we must go is long but we'll win every fight

Let love be the guide to your dreams, let love be the light to your heart, let your love be the reason why somebody else's heart still continues to beat