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Girl goes 2 repair
Umbrella man says
Oopr ka kpra utarna hoga neechay dnda dalna hoga girl says kuch bi karo
Laikin paani undar nahi jana chaeye

Last night I went to bed without u.
Cold, thinking of u,
Missing ur warmth,
Your soft touch against my skin.
Where were u last night?
My blanket…

Ek din ek larki bolny wala tota kharidny gaee
Usne toty se pocha
Me tumhen k c lagti hon
“Randi lagti ho”
tota bola
Dukandar ne ghusy me usko pani me dubaya
or pocha
“gali dega?”
Tota bola
“Ab nahi donga”
Larki ne phir pocha
“Agar mery ghar 1 mard aye to tum kya sochogy?”
“Pati”
Aur agar 2 mard ayen?
“Pati or devar”
Or agar 3 mard ayen?
“Pati devar or bhai”
Or agar 4 mard ayen?
Tota ghusy me dukandar se “Mujhe dubade mene pehle hi kaha tha behen chod randi lagti he”

A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between women breast
& enters into a small hole.
What is it?
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It’s a car seat belt…u dirty mind

Boy: pura ander chala gaya na
Girl: ji, bilkul chala gaya
Boy: dard ho raha hai kya..
Girl: haaaaaan
Boy: Is It Completely Fit or Not.
Girl: Perfect
Boy: Are You Feeling Comfortable In It?
Girl: Zaberdast, Bilkul Aaram hai..
Boy: Aray Suno, Pack these sandals for madam.

Ek ladki Doctor k pass gayi
Mary phuddi main makhi gus gaye hai
Doctor ny kaha k lund main shahed laga k undar dalonga makhi chipak k bahar ajaye gi
Doctor lund andar dal k zor zor sy jhatky marny lagta hai
Ladki: kya kr rahy ho
Doctor: Plan badal gaya hai makhi ko andar hi maronga.

If loving u is wrong, then I don't wanna be right. My luv for u is strong & brighter than any light. The way we must go is long but we'll win every fight

Let love be the guide to your dreams, let love be the light to your heart, let your love be the reason why somebody else's heart still continues to beat

Never waste an opportunity 2 say 'I love U' to someone u really like, coz it is not everyday u'll meet the person who has the magic to let u fall in love

If I were to describe true luv then I would describe it as what a snowman did to a snowwoman: He gave her warm hug n they both melted in each other’s arms

Hearts could only luv 4 a while u can put many relations in a file, u can make a desert from the Nile, but u can’t stop my smile when I c ur name on my phone

Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through

Learn to write ur pains on the sand where winds of forgiveness can erase it away.. Carve ur joys on stone where even rain cannot erase it.GD MRNG

"We may not achieve everything tht we dream, butwe will not achieve anything unless we dream"Hope all ur dreams come trueG m

Any1 can make mistakes,dat's y pencils hav erasers!No1 can walk alone,dat's y shadow moves along!nNo1 can stay alone,dat's y friendz come along!I.gud mrn

There is no "A" in alphabets of numbers i.e. One,two,three etc... U have to wait till thous'A'nd . . ..! Moral Sucess requires PATIENCE. G'Mrng!

Running away from any problem only increases the distance from the solution ....!! Good morning n hav a gr8 week ahead ....

life is not an i-pod to listen to ur favorite songs....it is a radio , u must adjust urself 2 every frequency enjoy what ever comes in it .gud mrng.......

Open your eyes
so the Sun can Rise,
Flowers can Blossom,
Birds can Sing,
as all r waiting to see,
Beautiful Smile at your face and say
Have a Happy Day

hansi ke nagme gate raho, waqt nikaal kar muskurate raho, zindagi kab deti he mauka baar-baar,mauka dundho aur khilkhilate raho.. good morning

Lo aaj humne aapko pehale yaad kiya is khubsurat subah ko apke naam kiya aacha gujre yea din aapka dil se he yea pagam diya.

Many frnds will come into life just as rain on earth,but only some will take the best place like the drop which fortunately becomes a pearl.N thts U!GUD MRNG

dreams visit us when we are asleep. But commitment wakes us up each day and give us every chance to make our DREAMS come true. ! Good Mrng.

my b’tiful sms traveled ovr
my room
roads
buildings
towers
rivers
lakes
plants
cloud
satilites
finaly reach ur mobile just 2 say
goood morning

Mujhse Koi Galti Ho Gyi Hai Kya?
Pichle kuch dino Se Mujhe ignore Kar Rhe Ho. plz aisa mat kro. 'I love u'
Tumhara Pyara. Sabun... plz aaj to Naha Lo.. G m

the mist turn to ligth, morningtakes over the nite ...another beautiful daydawings. its time to wish a very gudmorning..

you r one of d few, who create an unforgettable impression in my life and toch my heart and soul please keep in touch....good morning

"Happiness is not based on position,power or prestige but on the relationship with other people those u love and care".
:)Good morning:)

Wo mza
Na red label me
Na Taj me
Na Puri Duniya k Raj me
Na sur me
Na saz me
Na hai wo mza Kuber k khzane me

Jo Maja H Subah Uthkar Fir se so jane me.gud mrng.

"In Life Failure is not The Real End,
But It Can B the Real Begining of Success"
Have a nice Day

Attention! Please all d passengers who r travelling in d dreams are requested 2 open their eyes v have landed safely in a beautiful day.

"Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If
you love what you are doing, you will be successful".
Have a great day ahead.....

The single finger which wipes out tears during our failure is much better than the 10 fingers which comes together to clap for our victory ! Gud Day!

H- apPy FeElInGs ShArEd

U- nIvErSaLlY wArM & fUzZy

G- rEaT 2 gIvE & 2 rEcEiVe

S- uRe 2 MaKe AnYoNe'S dAy

I hOpE tHiS
"HUG"
MaKeS uR dAy BrIgHtEr

Luck has a particular Habit of favouring those who don't depend on it!
So Believe in Yourself & find a way to Achieve ur Goals!
Hav a gr8 day!!

A Crow was sitting on a Tree doing Nothing!
Rabbit thought 2do d Same & sat on d Ground!
A Wolf came n ate it!
MORAL- TO SIT & DO NOTHING U NEED 2B AT D TOP!!

If u don't act foolish while u're young,
u won't hav anything 2 smile about when u're older.
bet u've been smiling since yesterday, A nice day!

smile:value to our face
love:value for our heart
respect:value to our behaviour
study:value to our future
FRIEND:value to our life HAVE A NICE DAY

Change Does Not Happen
When Circumstances
IMPROVE,
Change HAPPENS When
YOU DECIDE to Improve
Your Circumstances.!.
Have a Nice Day
and a Happy Weekend.

Living in the favorable and unfavorable situation is called Part of living. But, smiling in all those situations is called Art of living. Gud Day!

bin sawan barsat nahi hoti,
Suraj doobe bina raat nahi hoti,
Apni to aadat hai aisi..., Aapko wish kiye bina din ki shuruaat nahi hoti...
HAVE A NICE DAY

Life dose not provide Warranties & Guarantees.
It only provides Possibilities & Opportunities,
Don't miss them,Make BEST of it.
HAVE A GREAT DAY.

Every mind likes celebrations. It gives more pleasure & memorable moments. Today is One of that day. So enjoy it & feel the moments. Have a Nice Day.

Eyes speak more when a heart starts listening to someone silently...
And life becomes more exciting when someone reads your eyes silently...
Good day

Life is only traveled once; today's moment becomes tomorrow's memory. Njoy every moment, gud or bad, coz the GIFT of LIFE is LIFE itself. Have a nice day.

Always don't depend on my thoughts, sometimes use ur brain also...!!;-)
Have a kickass day.

whenever U're down always remember: U'r braver than U seem & smarter than U think U think plus U have me always by ur side ! hav a nice day . .

Conductor: Baccha ka ticket

Rajasthani lady: iko bi lagego k? Yo to abhi BOBO chuse hai

Conductor: BOBO to iko baap bhi chuse hai ..tu uke bhi free me bithau ka

If i reached for your hand , will u hold it ?
If i hold out my arms, will u hug me ?
If i go for your lips, will u kiss me ?
If i capture ur heart , will u love me ??

When i look at you,
i cannot deny there is God,
cause only God could have created some one
as wonderful n beautiful as you

I dream about you evey night
I shiver when your in sight
I long to hold you close n tight
I wanna be there with all my might
I m just hoping I'm the girl whos right

If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever..
If Your askin if I'll Leave U the answer is Never..
If Your askin what I value the Answer is U..
if Your askin if I love U the answer is I do.

Khushi se dil ko aabad karna...
Aur gham ko dil se azad karna,
Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi
Din me ek baar YAAD karna...

Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez,
to miss some1 in crowd,
2 find some1 in every thought,
to live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one!

Wen things go wrong...
Wen sadness fills ur heart...
wen tears flow in ur eyes...
always remember 3 things
1) I'm with u...
2) Still with u...
3) Will ALWAYS b...

24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a
person like me will make ur life lovely.

Have a lovely day n life!**

Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical.

Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care. Because when they're gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't hear you anymore.

SORRY Dont get confused, arey baba 'SORRY' means S - SOME O - ONE'S R - REALLY, R - REMEMBERING Y - YOU.

I'm sorry to be smiling every time you're near. I'm sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you're here. I'm sorry that cupid has made his hit. I'm sorry I love you, I can't help it.

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Remember the good times we had spent together, and the beautiful future we had dreamy of...
Darling I never wanted to create a distance between us...
Please let us bridge the gaps...

I'm sorry for blaming you...
For everything I just couldn't do…
And I've hurt myself by hurting you…
There's nothing I wouldn't do to hear your voice again…
Sometimes, I want to call you, but I know you won't be there…
It's hard to say goodbye when i