A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He says,"What are you doing?" She answers, "I`m moving to Las Vegas. I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free!" Later that night on her way out the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase. When she asks him where he`s going, he replies... "I`m going to Vegas too. I want to see you live on $800 a year!"
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